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Facepurge

Erasing every Facebook status that will ultimately bring shame when you add a potential love interest.
"I just facepurged so I could add xxxxx as a friend."
by LittleNu November 30, 2011
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Facebush

The chin part of a gotee that becomes coarse and thick and mangled due to not trimming and/or unkemptness, resembling a jagged bush on one's face.
"Dude, you need to do something about that gotee, you got one hell of a facebush going on"

"You're collecting goop in your facebush"
by jakevo January 24, 2012
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facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"
I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml
by q0rban January 22, 2014
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facepum

Typically used as an action word to describe the reaction to unexplainable, unreasonable, unnecessary, dumb things that ones do. It has the simlar meaning to "face palm" but in the more extreme way. As Púm in ancient Greeks typically means "unnecessary stupidity" or "unnecessary dumb behaviour" the word is then used together with the word "face" to create the word "facepum" because it has similar pronunciation as face palm. The word it's now commonly used as an insulting and criticising way to react to ones behaviour or action.
He's actions and behaviour makes me wanna facepum myself so hard.
by Polam May 21, 2016
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Brazilian Facefuck

The sexual act of a female forcefully rubbing their vagina on someones face in a cowgirl (or reverse cowgirl) position for pleasure
Thomas: Yo, how was last night with Sam?
Danny: It was crazy, she gave me a Brazilian Facefuck.
by Velocipack July 31, 2018
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facecuse

an excuse you use when you want to end an awkward chat on facebook because they can't prove or disprove what you are saying.
joe: do you like Hawaii?
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.
by daytonohioisbomb May 20, 2009
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Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.
Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.
by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009
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