evilbay

Ebay is a large corporation with a lot of enemies around the world, resulting from its treatment of the customer (both buyers and sellers), near total lack of customer service, naked corporate greed, and corporate secrecy. The term "evilbay" has, not surprisingly, come into common usage when referring to the firm. It's commonly heard at flea markets and estate sales, and has become part of our modern culture. It clearly deserves to be officially added to urbandictionary.

"I got ripped off on evilbay yesterday. The seller sold me a fake gold Rolex for $3,700. I tried to get my money back but I couldn't even find evilbay's 800 number, as it is hidden from customers so as to reduce evilbay's customer service workload".

by ebaysucks July 29, 2009

giving me the evils

Giving someone the " evil eye". Looking at someone in a way that makes them feel scared, guilty or patronised

He saw me steal the burger last night. He's giving me the evils

by crae November 18, 2013

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023

resident evil 4

a very well made game with lots of replayability and a large fun factor. Plays more like an action game than a survival horror game but since its fun to play it doesnt matter much.

Resident evil 4 is one of the best games of 2005 and pretty much the best overall gamecube game.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Dr. Evil

The funniest Belgian evil genius ever. Stars in the movies series of Austin Powers.

All I asked for was sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Ow! You shot me you a-hole!

by The non-dick plunderer (Peter) August 7, 2003

evil dead

Evil Dead is a majorly overlooked film with thousands of cult followers. They are all hilarious, and have a ludacris amount of gore. All three are worthy of a rent, if not, a buy. The all have classic quotes, and in short, WATCH THEM!

"Hail to the King, baby"

by MarioRPG January 8, 2005

resident evil 4

A game that kicks so much ass it needs to import some cheap ones from 3rd world countries.

"Holy shit! Did you see that crazy fisherman's wife's head explode when I stamped on it? Sweet..."

by sam January 19, 2005