East German Steriods

A Person\Object That is extremely Strong, like Cosmically Strong.

Wow Hulk must be on East German Steriods

by Nikolaz the Russian October 15, 2020

East Coast Grand Slam

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.

Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

by YOUR FRIEND TRIN <3 February 20, 2015

East Grand Rapids High School

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.

He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.

by bdblah98 January 9, 2018

Eastern New Mexico University

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.

Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!

by New Mexican May 31, 2018

kanye east

Kanye West's white twin brother, separated from birth & lives on the east side

lolz dude you see that kanye east wigger?

yeah aye boi hes whack

by CA3B20A3G October 16, 2007

eastie

East Boston, the neighborhood across the harbor from downtown Boston.

I hope yuppies stop moving to Eastie.

by Eastie April 25, 2005

Eastern Illinois University

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005