esmond

the best friend that you wish you had. he has the most random humor and will always know how to make you smile if you're down. at first he seem a little intimidating but once you get to know him you would never want to let him out of your life. he cares a lot about other people and always puts people above him. you can be 100% comfortable with him cuz he doesn't judge people and will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin.

Aye, is that your bestie esmond?

Yeah, he's my ride or die

by itsmewspwityou June 28, 2019

emonet

Internet that constantly cuts itself.

"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."

by Sekuna October 23, 2007

esomnia

Not being able to sleep due to an internet addiction.

"Are you still up?! It's 3AM!"
"Yeah, I have to check my mail."
"Dude, you have esomnia!"

by puntmuts December 25, 2008

escondido high school

Esco high is the fucking best school to get fucked up at and go and jump some random foo in the bathroom, the security dont give any shits about anything they just kinda sit there and make sure no one dies. There is no ordinary day at esco everyone is either ina gang weither is EvD or Wennies (aka Weak shit or West side)

or the pussy ass taggers. If you kick it at the rails you best be down to get your ass whooped fo yo birthday. HA Wk Tk

G is gangter if you didnt know youz a dumbass
Escondido high school is the best school

by EScofoo January 9, 2019

emon

Emon--from French--L'emon--from emon

emony drink=kind of lemony drink concotion with the pleasantly delicate taste--fruity, not sour but not sweet either.

emony drink--drink having emony taste.

anemony drink--a light drink having a kind of sweet and flowery taste--the name relates to the wind flower--Anemone,

by wize woman July 29, 2007

Escondido

A small town in Southern California, half ghetto half not, containing bro hoes and bros alike, and where fun consists of hanging out at the local Star Mart and stealing alcohol. Parking lots are always a great place to be. The people are assholes and a majority end up staying in this town, also known as "Esco", that they love to hate for the rest of their lives.

Escon-ghetto. Nothing to do. Assholes. Rich assholes who hate the poor assholes.

by Zoo February 20, 2005

Escondido

Escondido is a city in north San Diego. Population at approximately 300,000. Known as " Esco ", " Hidden Valley ", " Escondildo ", Escotown ", Sex Con Dildos " and whatever else dumb ass niggas wanna come up with.

Most of the people are mexican and white but there are some blacks, asians, and middle eastern residents.

There are lots of gangs, tagger crews, and bitch crews in Escondido. The main gangs are "West Side", also known as "Weak Shit", and "Diablos", AKA "Rats" or "Ratas".

These groups are no threat to your life or anyone elses. They just kinda annoy everyone and give the 5 five foot three mexican teens and young adults something to do, eventhough there are all bitch ass niggas.

Contrary to polular belief there are lots of things to do in "Esco", but unfortunately lame ass people always wanna blaze up or drink just to have and excuse to fuck an ugly bitch. Females in Esco, like in other cities, drink and smoke to have an excuse to suck a dick or three and get away with it.

Law enforcement in Escondido is a joke but don't fux with the cops. They like to role deep.

There are a lot of surburban areas located on the outskirts of the city and on random streets of the city.

Never be afraid of any streets in " Esco " because nowone is down enough to do shit to you.

Lastly Esco is what I like to call "The Land of Wasted Talent".

Besides and including all that stuff, Escondido is the shit. Don't hate!

Escondido, AKA , The " Hidden City ".

by jbsurbandictionary August 15, 2008