Engineering 3.0

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011

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Aerospace Engineering

A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.

college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."

by shiny pikachu February 10, 2013

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Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos

There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.

by Sapper12B February 22, 2015

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power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014

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German Engineering

German Engineering

Engineering at its finest.

German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:

Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays

1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.

by rzhhhh July 11, 2010

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