Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016
Get the Emeli From Target mug.A beautiful girl that will walk into you’re life and make everything in a split second and knows how to make you smile all the time and is the most beautiful and sweetest woman ever
by Deerslaya81 November 25, 2018
Get the Emelie greatest gf mug.Nearly impossible to put into words, she is so beautiful it makes it difficult to express. Emelyn will always be there for you, whether you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to laugh at your jokes. You can usually find your Emelyn at a Harry Styles concert or at small creek in the woods. She likes climbing on things so that just for a moment, she can pretend she is tall. There are many quiet secrets that she keeps, ones she might just share with you if you get close enough. Emelyn knows her worth in the world and isn't afraid to take up space. She is always there to remind you that life is beautiful.
by insufferable artist November 21, 2021
Get the Emelyn mug.Eicela is a trusted friend and is known for her beauty. Although she tends to be angry for fun or no reason. She can be intelligent but has her crack headed moments, she’s very lazy but when she wants she can put in hard work. She also might make things her territory in a unprofessional way. She’ll always get her way, whether it’s the hard way or the easy way. She loves the drama unless she’s in it or it’s about her. Does not like sharing at all especially food. Tends to keep her feeling to herself unless your her best friend. Stronger than she looks, will spoil you with her love for the one and only special person. She loves her family but doesn’t admit it. She’s the biggest gangster you’ll ever known. Will boycott things she knows is wrong. And just a warning, she’s a crazy girl sometimes and is an extreme foodie.
Her: *gasping*
Another person: what’s wrong
Her: I forgot how to breath for a moment
Another person: 😑
Another example-
Her: give me your food now!
Another person: sure
A Few Moments Later-
Another person: Eicela can I have some of your food?
Her: NO BITCH!!!
Another person: what’s wrong
Her: I forgot how to breath for a moment
Another person: 😑
Another example-
Her: give me your food now!
Another person: sure
A Few Moments Later-
Another person: Eicela can I have some of your food?
Her: NO BITCH!!!
by hisladyfriend July 29, 2022
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by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011
Get the Follicular Embellishment mug.Emely often mis spelled Emily . Super cute friend and always has your back. Don't mess with her when you are on her bad side , you are playing with fire
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by estrellitam June 2, 2018
Get the Emely mug.(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.
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