Ejaculastipation

When your penis gets hard but you can’t ejaculate.
Constipation of ejaculation

Ejac-u-lay-sti-pation

“You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”

“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”

“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”

“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”

by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019

Ejaculatte

When you use sperm instead of milk in coffee

I gave my girlfriend an ejaculatte

by Chase blackshire July 28, 2021

post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.

"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."

by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012

extra-vaginal ejaculation

ejaculation not into the vagina but outside it in order to prevent pregnancy and STD.

He always practises extra-vaginal ejaculation lest she should get pregnant.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 15, 2014

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression)

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

by MARK JOHNSONS III April 20, 2018

flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

by Willieeee October 18, 2008