Egoseismic

When your ego is big enough that you believe that earthquakes in America have moved somewhere else because of something you did.

Rhett and Link were so egoseismic that they believe the earthquakes in California have moved away since they moved into California.

by traceur22 June 12, 2012

egoslutistic

When you double time 2 men because you are unsure where you want to spend your next holiday

Man: So, you ready to go to Austria? Got the tickets right here!
Woman: No, i'd rather go to Croatia and i'll get there by fucking someone else.
Man: So you're being egoslutistic? Understandable, have a nice day.

by fridooflin August 4, 2021

egos shits

the kind of dump that requires a seatbelt and a sweat rag... typically experienced the next morning after a visit to the Egos Karaoke Bar...

I had the worst Egos Shits of my life this morning... My neighbor called to see if I was ok...

by fupafanatic October 17, 2011

Egosexvirginity

When, for the first time, one ego flirts with that of another person, to the point where the innuendo or in your end o becomes so advanced and sexual that the participant's ego feels exploited and severely damaged, usually to the point where reference to ego's and ego sex becomes the main topic of conversation between the participants

X's multi-coloured ego stole my egosexvirginity an hour ago.

by jaddy wullman February 15, 2009

Egoseismic thinking

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.

I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.

by Nbertz June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.

Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."

by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.

"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."

by The Mythical Beast June 12, 2012