Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

by Idonthaveone June 24, 2012

Flat Earther

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.

Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.

by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018

earth muffin

Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to support mom and pop before large consumer corporations. She’s a modern hippy but also has a practical side. She’s cute, showers regularly, and encourages others to do the right thing without being judgmental or critical.

Store Checker: Would you prefer paper or plastic?
Earth Muffin: I brought my own reuseable duffle! It's made out of recycled materials, too.

by JennX March 27, 2008

Iced earth

A sweet metal band

iced earth t-shirts are sweat

by jawshh March 6, 2004

EARTH

The first element used to summon Captain Planet!

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

Go planet

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

earthman

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented

You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?

by gje January 7, 2005

Flat Earther

A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.

I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018