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homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.
Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
by westfalia January 19, 2010
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Crate Escape

A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory
Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly

Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere

Dave: Lol
by Team Topgun January 27, 2013
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steak escape

when your cock flops out of the fly hole in your boxers, particularly when taking part in some athletic event
guy 1: dude....whats that comin outta your shorts?
guy 2: ahh shit...another steak escape
by Pepis July 7, 2006
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Squanto estapacho

This word is used in the context in which in replaces other words which aren’t of any value to the whole. Blablabla is similar to it, but Squanto estapacho is the improved version for multiple reasons. One: this word isn’t used by retarded kids who think they are cool.
Hey man what did she say?”
“Mostly crap, constantly she was saying You never listen, squanto estapacho, you are a jerk”
by Sancho Wancho March 15, 2009
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Ford Escape

A totally amazing SUV, looks really good in dark blue and anyone that drives it is sexy and amazing!
"Lets take the Ford Escape today"
"OK thats a hot SUV!!"
by Kfot July 3, 2008
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Escape Plan

A secret or sneaky maneuver, strategy, idea or concept that is used to get a person out of a premonition, bad situation or stressful turn of events with the intentions of preventing ones self from getting played.
Shit! I gotta get the hell outta here before shit hits the fan. I'm gonna use my escape plan and skip town.
by themupianomann December 27, 2013
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Escapade

(verb) To get someone's phone number.

It is a Friday Night Cranks reference.
example 1: Hey, can I escapade you?

example 2: I'm gonna escapade her next time I see her.

example 3: I shouldn't have let that guy escapade me, now he won't stop calling!
by SteveTheCookie August 14, 2010
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