dutch racecar

When a man is driving a car, sitting in the lap of another man that is fucking him in the ass.

Ian and Tom went on a road trip just so they could dutch racecar.

by tekoopr May 15, 2016

royal dutch marines

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.

1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.

by StatenIslander January 12, 2008

homie ditching

the act of ditching your homie for another homie

Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.

by draydayy January 30, 2010

The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013

South of the Dutch house

The Dutch house is a restaurant/bakery in Columbiana Ohio, which defines the border of the normal folk, from Youngstown, Canfield and Poland/surrounding areas, to the backwoods rednecks from south of the Dutch house, who like chewing tobacco, fishing, and doing things the most difficult way possible.

North of the Dutch house folk “Are we working there next?” “Yeah, but the guys from south of the Dutch house built it, so give it a once over, safety guy is coming today” south of the Dutch house guy “(unintelligible, most likely an expletive) swallowed my dip!”

by Courtesy Joint August 26, 2022

Dutch uncle

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

by t3h z0Wn February 29, 2004

dutch twins

Dutch twins are siblings that are born a year or less apart. Such siblings are also referred to as Irish twins which some people consider racist due to the fact that many Irish Catholic people do not believe in birth control.

Kathryn was born in 1986. Her little sister Lucy was born in 1987. People sometimes referred to them as Dutch twins or Irish twins.

by needtoknowbasis November 6, 2013