1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."
2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"
3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"
3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
by MojoMagic November 7, 2007
Get the dueche bag mug.Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.
Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!
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Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
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Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008
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When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
Get the dousche monkey mug.A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
by Poonjab April 8, 2006
Get the dousche coosh mug.Derived from a Germanic tribe of warrior midgets who would cover their enemy's' entire head in honey, then would cover it with biting ants and put a bag over it while they swing them back and fourth naked on a rope 5 feet off the ground.
To "Duschl" is now know as a sexual position involving hoodwinking, honey, and rope.
To "Duschl" is now know as a sexual position involving hoodwinking, honey, and rope.
"You wanna Duschl?"
by DUSCHL! July 26, 2009
Get the Duschl mug.a design that is considered cool only because someone famous with the supposed authority called it "cool" and used it, but is in fact crappy, cheap, totally not cool, something that you will not use even for all the money in the world (comes from the word "design" and "scheisse" - a German word for "crap" or "shit");
Joe: Have you seen Jody's new aparment?
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!
by KurtSteinerPL October 7, 2009
Get the descheiss mug.(1) A creature that dwells in warm and sometimes wet places, and eats large quantities of food for the upkeep of body fat.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(2) A person who enjoys the luxuries of life to the maximum extent. Most commonly, that luxury being another person.
(1) 'Krikey, look at that dunche hop! It's going straight for its hole!'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
(2) 'I've become a dunche..I'm fat, happy and as comfortable as a kitty on a duvet'
by *S January 15, 2006
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