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Derived from a Germanic tribe of warrior midgets who would cover their enemy's' entire head in honey, then would cover it with biting ants and put a bag over it while they swing them back and fourth naked on a rope 5 feet off the ground.

To "Duschl" is now know as a sexual position involving hoodwinking, honey, and rope.
"You wanna Duschl?"
Duschl by DUSCHL! July 26, 2009
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dusche Bush 

simple penis, cock,dingaling a really old word use by the famous rapper Eazy-e
If dusche bush size doesn't matter why don't they make 3 inch dildos
dusche Bush by dayan gonzalez April 4, 2008
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Duscharm 

a poor piece of white trash from
1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).
Hey Duscharm, watch this?
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)
Duscharm by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2004

Dutchland 

Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.
Dutchland by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017

Tom Daschle 

(n.) Former Democratic U.S. Senator (1986 to 2004) from South Dakota and former U.S. Senate Majority Leader who while holding the Minority Leader position lost reelection to first-time senator John Thune (R).

(n.) Any person who holds a position of seniority and/or power and is defeated or usurped by someone of substantially less power/influence.

(v.) To unseat a person of power as described above. (also 'daschle')
person 1: "I can't believe he got beat by that n00b! He's such a Tom Daschle."

person 2: "Yeah, he totally got daschled!"
Tom Daschle by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Daschlebag

An ambitious Washington DC influence peddler who cheats on his taxes and expects there will be no reprocussions from his past actions.
"That Tim Geithner is a real Daschlebag. He should be shackled in leg irons!"
Daschlebag by DannoAZ February 8, 2009

Duscherand 

An enticing word used to express a large amount of stupidity, dumbfoundedness, or retardation.
You really just hammered the toilet, are you kidding me?! What the freaking duscherand bro?
Duscherand by Rardson March 2, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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