dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 1, 2018

Dunkleosteus

A prehistoric fish that lived during the late Devonian period. It had thick armor plates of bone over its head and neck for protection.

The teeth of Dunkleosteus were fearsome sharp blades of bone. They could easily slice through the armor of other hard-bodied animals.

Some fossils of Dunkleosteus have bite marks from the teeth of other Dunkleosteus. So these massive fish were probably cannibals.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

dunce pigeon

An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.

Someone please fire that dunce pigeon!

by Major Madcat July 17, 2019

Duncey youth

Someone who isn't smart

Jerod is a duncey youth

by Nakxsi September 5, 2022

Dunkle

when ur sleeping with a man who is ur kids step dad but also their uncle

My mom is fucking my dads brother so we call him dunkle dad plus uncle = Dunkle

by Smartassbitxh September 7, 2022

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Pretty dunce

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't have much of a brain

Your lovely but just a pretty dunce

by KezaBash November 3, 2020