Deucetop

The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt

(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"

by digital jamando March 13, 2015

PJ DEUCE

A fat retarded wigger, who claims to hate black people, Also likes to lie about alot of bullshit including, but not limited to going into the military, and fucking hot chicks

Yo man, I seen PJ DEUCE up at the trolly stop, he was hanging with dirty fuck Frank, they were wearing football jerseys.

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003

proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.

Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.

by EricGNutz March 14, 2008

Hot Deuce

A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.

"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"

"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"

You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013

work douce

work douce: When you are on the clock at your job and you suddenly find yourself having take a dump at work and wanting toget paid for it. So you substitute with the word work douce.

You: hey man I gotta take a work douce.
Friend: enjoy it cause your getting paid for it.

by Dr DEE September 6, 2013

hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever

Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?

by HC Greenly December 7, 2006

matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 3, 2010