Drowning the monkey

When one masterbates into a pool, in a pool or a body of water.

Bro I was totally drowning the monkey at the pool party and got like 12 chicks pregnat!!

by JTimes September 15, 2018

Drowning Liver

A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.

Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

drowsing

When you're sleepily or absentmindedly browsing something, you are drowsing.

I was just drowsing Facebook in bed
I was drowsing eBay and found this really weird item
Damn, drowsing is dangerous. My Amazon wishlist is huge now

by blaiddblondie May 20, 2019

Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.

Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him

by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021

Face drowning

To drown one's face while being submerged in liquids or fluids, either sexually, or the actual drowning of.

1. If you're in an irate state, due to a certain individual pissing you off. You may want to drown their face, in the sink, pool, toilet, lake, ocean,etc;"Face drowning"

2. During sexual occurances and activities, in which the person giving oral sex, is acquainted and suprised by vast amounts of fluid "Face drowning"

by II_Conceited October 15, 2010

Sonic drowning

The music that would give you a fucking panic attack in the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. I never even fucking played the game and it freaked me out. Imagine playing it.

Sonic drowning fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

Farah Dowling

the best headmistress Alfea college could ever want. she is strong and not dead.

farah dowling, stop blaming yourself

by Earl_Gray_and_Books March 9, 2021