italian dressing

ball sweat a.k.a. duck butter

It smells like italian dressing in here.

by BrandiNicole November 3, 2008

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Dressing Room Boom Boom

The act of producing urine and/or feces inside of a public dressing room.

"I stopped thrifting with Robert after he got us kicked out of Savers for performing a dressing room boom boom."

by handsoftorgo June 10, 2013

Dressing the Skeleton

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.

Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

dressing room talk

locker room talk but for gay people

we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.

by cocawoela July 16, 2021