You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! 

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

Wet Dreams 

dreaming about someone who you like and lettin go of the semen

Joe was all sweaty and was havin wet dreams.

Wet Dreams by ghettojaymn8897 November 11, 2004

paper dreams

visions of wealth and / or grandeur. paper representing, of course, money

'imma get myself rich of those there paper dreams alone'

paper dreams by trey jouisseau August 8, 2006

Caramel Dreams 

An all american blondes fantasies or daydreams about interracial romance, resulting in a Caramel colored child.

Mandy's Caramel Dreams kept drowning out the reverend's sermon.

Caramel Dreams by Deep Inside Jessica Simpson December 28, 2005

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams 

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams by Michael February 13, 2005

Sweetnight and Good Dreams

A simple twist on "Goodnight and Sweet Dreams" to make the reader look at it twice.

Person A: It's getting late.. I'll talk to you tomorrow!

Person B: Yeah.. Sweetnight and Good Dreams!

Sweetnight and Good Dreams by Kris Thunder May 22, 2006

piss and broken dreams 

A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.

Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.

B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.

piss and broken dreams by Ghel April 19, 2008