wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 8, 2008

dolezal

A dolezal is basically a white man with an unusually large penis. The penis tends to be from 100 feet to 200 feet.

Wow. Look at him. He is definately a dolezal. His pants look so very tight.

by dolezal March 23, 2003

Doplehanger

A huge peice of flab hanging from ones stomach, arse, arms, legs and genitals

"Fucking hell you could live on that woplegangers Doplehanger"

"let Me squeeze ur Doplehangers :P"

by conch May 27, 2005

dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.

"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"

by Nosaj January 19, 2017

Bob Dooley

The Real Dark Knight

Did you see what Bob Dooley has parked in the parking lot?

by #BM June 12, 2018

doleful

hopeless, depressed

Jim: Dude your doleful.

Bill: Thanks man!

by nascar lover April 29, 2010

Dole Scum

A person who has temporarily escaped wage slavery and is enjoying leisure time and tax refunds during which time they can achieve more useful social and personal goals than cubihell, such as writing a book or performing voluntary work.

Ed's just had his redundancy notice, so he's Dole Scum T minus 28.

by Arjunanatha February 18, 2009