Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.

Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.

by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019

Douchist

An over opinionated individual who doesn't feel the need to think things through on their personal beliefs.

'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'

by Gascoigne86 September 22, 2019

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

1.)a nonsense word meaning fantastic; also called supercalifragilistic
popularized by the movie `Mary Poppins'

2.)a word in which children and freshman boys tease eachother with and dare each other to say five times really fast.

Oh and its spelled supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dumb shits

This meatloaf is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus mom!
or
Dude? Dare me to say supercalifragi-...watever that mary poptarts thing is five times really fast?

by Bored & Beutiful December 28, 2005

Douchester

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.

That Kevin is such a douchester!

by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009

douchous

another slang variation of the term "douchebag", usually used in the second person.

"I can't believe you're 25 years old and still live with your parents. What's wrong with you anyway, Douchous?"

by thelocdoutone May 28, 2007

Douchum bagous

Scientific name for the species of Douche Bags. Originally from Jersey Shore. Very loud, obnoxious animal. usually seen as a male.

For bait, use penthouse and Coors beer.

Their mates are known as sluts.

Female Douchum bagous are very rare.

Aproach w/ caution.

We're coming up on a Hooters, a known Douchum bagous hang out.

by Vulcan Treceur May 23, 2009