douchemonger

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities

aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye

by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010

douchebonner

to have a bonner while being a douche.

"wow look at that douchebonner!"

by King Citrus February 21, 2010

Douchecock

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.

Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.

by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010

Douchecock

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.

Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.

by brofist42 August 28, 2012

Douchecopter

A mix of the words douche and helicopter, someone who is being hella annoying and hovering over your shoulder while you send a text.

"Rodney, stop being such a douchecopter and gtf away from me, bruh!"

by Xur November 8, 2017