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by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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Dork Disk

The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.
Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive
by alpha52 January 13, 2009
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Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
by Dr. Know April 7, 2005
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derek call

to make a bad decision, to exercise poor judgment, make a bad call. Derelict at duty.
President Bush's downright derek call to allow Mexican truckers free access to American highways, was blocked by emergency legislation.
by sandspit November 8, 2007
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dork muffin

Someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers.
My sweetie Jen is such a dork muffin, but that is why I love her. *kisses her* Yummers... ;D
by HappySkies September 10, 2007
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Doreen

The best example of Motherhood. The most inspirational and motivational person you could meet. If your confused then she has you where she wants you. If she only knew she could have it all just by walking alongside her Man.
Doreen= Jacob, GED-Associate Degree-(Soon)Bachelors Degree, Employed, Loved by Family friends and enemies.
by Lusac The Gr8gzu February 7, 2010
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Dork bait

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”
Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood dork bait for me to get into.
by dontuseyourrealname3 October 3, 2009
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