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Type 1 diabetes

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you
Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.
by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021
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Dinabetes

n. a nervous system disorder that occurs when excessive consumption of fossil fuels disrupts circadian rhythms.
(ie. feelin' gross after many nights of staying up late with the lights on).

Symptoms include tiredness, craving of carbohydrates, and use of the cliché "burnin' the midnight oil."

Often leads to endocrine system disorder known as Diabetes.
I tip my hat to carolling.
Anytime, anywhere.
But the moon setting on
Christmas lights, kinda
gives me type II Dinabetes.
by cotterindustries December 16, 2008
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Diabetes Cup

A unhealthy snack for fat fucks. Usually consist of Ice cream mixed with a bunch of toppings and syrups.Cost about 20+$ most likely will cause diabetes.
Shelly got that new diabetes cup damn. She gonna have diabetes after.
by Latin_SaVage May 26, 2021
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diabetes

Alex Pratt's illness
Haha you can't have sugar cause u have diabetes.
by A very famous jew May 2, 2005
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Diabetes

A disease contracted by eating a life time's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes. Disease made famous by Wilford Brimley, who has a very distinct pronunciation of the word" Die-a-bee-tus.
"Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes"
by Fernando Gonzales December 23, 2008
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Diabetes Titties

When someone has large breasts due to being overweight.
Dude, that guy is so fat he has Diabetes Titties.
by dickhole23 December 23, 2011
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Diabetes

Diabetes (while not a laughing matter) previously consisted of Type 1 (juvenile) and Type 2 (adult onset). It now also includes Diabetes, Types 3-8:
Type 3 = instant onset
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset
Type 5 = person-to-person
Type 6 = airborne
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes
Type 8 = retroactive
Type 3 = instant onset (eating a lot of donuts)
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset (thinking about donuts)
Type 5 = person-to-person (like catching a cold)
Type 6 = airborne (you smell donuts)
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes (does it need an explanation?)
Type 8 = retroactive (you know you ate a lot of donuts in the past)
by werdnad September 1, 2013
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