Side Doodle

Someone who thinks is a primary but in reality they are a second choice always

Him: bro back me up!

Friend: *hangs up call*
Him: WHAT??
Me: Don’t think you’re a side doodle, Side doodle?

by Side Doodle April 23, 2019

Doodle Snooper

A guy who is taking a peek at blokes dicks in the shower after a rugby game.

"Goodie, Rugby's over. It's shower time"-"Mate, careful, he's a doodle snooper".

"Did you see he had a ruck mark on him after the game"? "How did you see it?-oh, you were being doodle snooper in the shower again".

by Mobby5 July 9, 2015

Doodle cramp

A penile erection. A boner.

Christina Hendricks gives me a throbbing doodle cramp.

by Billy Bob Greenburg December 18, 2013

Doodle Porn

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

jumping the doodle

The act of secretly playing the app/game "Doodle Jump".

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Senor Samtit. March 3, 2010

Doodle Dust

A common term used to describe the dust left on your penis a few minutes after having wet wet sex.

Todd: Dude, your apartment is filthy!

Fuckface: Sorry bra, I had a crazy night last night with Sarah... And the aftermath is all of this doodle dust spread around the room.

Todd: Gross! Bust out the dustbuster!!

by spyoptiks June 15, 2011

Donkey doodle

Used as a reference to “ you are mad sus bro” or “ bro?”

Hisoka: gon is SO hawt.!
Illumi: donkey doodle

by Killua tho🤪😚 September 24, 2020