dotender

Any person getting the donuts

Maybe you maybe not

Oh dotender, a maple long John please

I pretend squeal tires every time I pull into a donut shop

It’s weird cuz I wait outside till the dotender is free

by Broke Prophet July 3, 2022

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text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

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Bender Defender

A bender defender is somebody who will defend a bender in any circumstance, and in most cases, is bent

Guy 1: I hate gay people, why do you defend them?
Guy 2: Because i'm a bender defender!

by xxdannyg69xx July 13, 2019

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fat defender

The most badass footballer ever exist it said if a attacker meets a defender it game over for attacker

Person 1:Oh no it fat defender
Person 2:shoots
Person 3:saves by flabes

by White man gold December 11, 2019

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The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.

Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.

by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020

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