ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

Ding Ding Famery

The most handsome men you'll ever find. They are found in Belize. They are GigaChads. They are very rich and they're ancestors were Chinese Kings they had to flee China because of the Indians the Indians smelt really bad and it was killing them so they ran away to Belize. Their favorite words are so true brudda

That guy is definitely in the Ding Ding Famery.

by Ding Dinggg October 22, 2020

Ding ding

A name to call someone. Often in a funny way. Not meant to be offensive but to be funny and make people laugh.

A term used to call someone when they do something stupid or say something dumb.

Synonym to ding dong but way more funny.

C’mon ya ding ding

Omg don’t lie ya ding ding
You’re a ding ding

by Yadingding July 20, 2018

Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025