diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017

Diddle boy

The master of diddling. He could diddle you at any moment and you wouldn't even realize. Can never be diddled.

N: I'm going to diddle you tonight, im the diddle boy.

by Jackxaniels December 26, 2017

diddle your skittle

Playing with one's cooch

Don't diddle your skittle on aisle 4

by Cosby2017 February 6, 2018

diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009