dick doctor

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.

I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.

by Punanitang October 20, 2010

dick doughnut

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.

My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.

by cityguychicago July 12, 2011

dick doo

When Your belly hang out farther than your dick do.

Bitch cant even give him head he has dick doo.

by Richard Cranium March 8, 2003

dick dot

A dick dot is when a man has a mole on his penis

Girl: i really like you
Guy: how about a handjob?
Girl: okay...
Girl: omg what the hell is that
Guy: be cool its just a dick dot

by Simone Tamone September 22, 2007

Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

any dick does the trick

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country

"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".

by Xx_memelordpussyeater42069_xX July 30, 2017

Incline Dick-Down

When during intense, riveting coitus, one places their feet up against a nearby wall and inclines their raging penis inside their partner - who’s in a face down position. Ideal for maximum penetration and makes a great party trick.

Kendrick: “Hey Laura, did you and Alex hook up last night?”
Laura: “Yeah, it was incredible. He did this crazy thing where he pressed his feet high against the wall and drilled down into my tight ass pussy!”

Kendrick: “Oh, you mean an Incline Dick-Down? Yeah I love doing that.”

“I IDD’d that pussy last night.”

Ozwald: “Hey Marge, wanna spice things up with an Incline Dick-Down tonight?”
Marge: “Fuck YES, my tight little fire kitten is ready to get IDD’d!!!”
Marge: “One moment as I finish this game of bingo, honey. Don’t forget to take out your dentures before you devistate this pussy with your Incline Dick-Down. :)”

by Morphéus August 2, 2018