by turntable August 13, 2008
Get the dicklash mug.To not man up; not being the man your father is/was; being a bitch; to act like one who doesn't have a dick
Bro! Don't be so dickless!
by daddynovh December 3, 2018
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(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!
guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
by papplemanger July 13, 2010
Get the Dicklash mug.Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
Get the Dicklashed mug.When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.
Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"
by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011
Get the Dickless Dirty Sanches mug."Colleen will never believe he's cheating on her. She's totally dicklashed."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
"Dude, you're not gonna get Sarah's number. She's still got dicklash for this guy who broke up with her last week."
by LocoNunca August 19, 2009
Get the Dicklash mug.The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.
Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.
by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011
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