delirium

Trauma of various degrees resulting in confusion, hallucinations, and speech impediment ions; To be delirious.

The sight of something horrible plunged Ted into a state of delirium.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

Delirious

One of the greatest stand-up shows ever. From the time when Eddie Murphy was still hilarious.

Guy 1: Dude this is delirious!
Dumb guy 2: Why is this delirious?
Guy 1: No, Eddies show is on tard, shutup and watch.

by DylannH January 26, 2009

defriend

(v) To remove someone from your livejournal friends list.

"I defriend people who post quiz results. Get a life!"

by Coell May 14, 2005

Delfin

A sordid and rancid tree with the ability to move freely among the population. While only native to the Philippines they have evolved and studied ocean currents to float to other islands in the pacific, more specifically New Zealand. While passing their perennial stages they start to develop compulsiveness to other biological organisms which include tobacco and Japanese girls. These hideous creatures lie constantly for financial gain and sometimes even pointless reasons. Instead of gaining nutrients through photosynthesis these creatures anchor their roots into the "goodwill" of others constantly freeloading and lying to the hand that feeds them. While these disgusting parasites always freeload they sometimes give up anal sex for a way of enhancing their chances of receiving goodwill which can result in using up to a bottle of lubricant every month. You are likely to find a Delfin at the local starbucks or timezone wasting money and not getting any better at Tekken especially in regards to air volleys. Their obsessive nature makes them very aggressive and unpredictable especially when their mai is threatened. The common enemy of this species is a Harroon. This Haroon is a rag headed sand nigger who can obtain mai anytime it wants. The ancestors of a Delfin are often shirtless and siblings of a Delfin often have similar names resulting in the combined initials of KKK.

Example 1:
Delfin: Mai please talk to me I love you, JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFF, I have a pink car, Kazuya.
Haroon: ALLAH!

Example 2 (verb):
Jameson: I don't smoke
TT: Stop being a fucking Kenneth/Rommel cunt.

by Vincent John Steele October 19, 2011

Delfino

A person who tries to impress the ladies by inviting them to his lab where he conducts dildo experiments while drinking fake tea.

Sarah: I am going to enjoy my date tonight.
Katie: Oh girl you shouldn't go through with the date. He is nasty. Did you know that he is a Delfino?
Sarah: Eww really? Well I'm going to call off the date.

by Sunny Pixie April 26, 2016

Delarious

When you've stayed up for so long and you experience a state of delirium where you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually the person doesn't edit themselves and it's absolutely hilarious.

Ex: 1

Girl 1 "Oh my God and then Shelly was li...."

Girl 2 "You know what... you're a bitch and I don't really care what Shelly said, because I'm tired"

Girl 3 "Hah! That was Delarious! She really is a bitch!"

Ex: 2

Guy 1 "Hey I've never been in Virginia before"

Guy 2 "I hear it's nice and warm"

Tired Guy "Oh wow! I thought I was the only one who hasn't been in a Vagina!"

Guy 1 "Dude that was Delarious! We said Virginia..."

Tired Guy "That's what I meant... VIRGINIA... Duh... I've been in a lot of vaginas..."

by Sinful Divinity September 4, 2012

defridgetise

to remove someone of their fridgetity aka

make them no longer a fridget

aka kiss\snog\shift them

guy 1: sarah wouldn't kiss me because she said she was a fridget
guy 2: no way i defridgetised her last week-end!

by banananaannana December 12, 2010