potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020

Directioner

Someone who stands by the band One Direction no matter what. Who would be there to support the boys 100%. Whether it's acting, singing, dancing, anything... they'll be there for it all. Even when the band grows up and goes on with their lives, these girls that call themselves "directioners" will NEVER forget the happiness and the joy that Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik brought to them for so many years!

"Directioners have to stick together!"
"They call us.. Directioners."

by 1D445 May 7, 2012

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003

Directioner.

Directioners, are a special type of boy band fan. They are completely dedicated to the boy band One Direction. It is easy to spot a true directioner as they understand inside jokes, quote One Direction phrases and will go into insane at the mention of there name. You will also find Directions start a conversation with 'VAS HAPPENIN'.

whats bex listening to?
well, she's a "Directioner." so proberly One Direction.

by Pheeebs January 27, 2012

Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 19, 2008

Directioner

Someone who stands by the band One Direction no matter what. Who would be there to support the boys 100%.It simply does not matter if you weren't there from the start, as long as your there for them till the end. A directioner is a dedicated fan to the British/Irish band One Direction. One Direction consists of bandmates Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. They say that a Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.

Me:I am not obsessed with Niall James Horan from One Direction from Westmeath,Mullingar, Born September 13th at 8:04am at Credit Valley Hospital...

Friend:Clearly you are obsessed with him and you are the biggest directioner I've ever met.

by Hiyaa December 28, 2012