Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective

A game so underrated, that it didn’t have a definition on urban dictionary until now. If you haven’t heard of it, and chances are you haven’t, stop whatever your doing and buy it or watch the 9 hour gameplay on YouTube. It deserves a higher place in pop culture. Created in 2011 by Capcom, this game was overshadowed by it’s sibling, Ace Attorney. You play as Sissel, a recently deceased spirit who wakes up with no memory and powers of the dead. These powers allow him to manifest objects and travel back in time 4 minutes before someone’s death to change their fate. The story slowly builds as Sissel seeks to find the reason for his death, and the truth of what happened.

I just finished Ghost tricks: Phantom Detective and it is a hidden Gem. What a twist, the main character was actually Redacted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu July 8, 2021

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017

Cretin Detectives

A syndicate of special agents trained in the art of discovering what is known in the trade as "cretin on cretin love". This is when 2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on deceit, only to be discovered and uncovered by the Cretin Detectives. After this relationship is unearthed the detectives are then obliged to bring this matter to the attention of anyone who will listen, causing unknown harm and humiliation to one or more of the Cretins.
Ways in which this can be done:
* Large posters in in highly populated areas.
* Telling family members anonymously.
* Flyer campaigns within large events such as fun fairs and children's game shows.
* Bringing to the attention of your flat mates a carefully placed mirror under a door.
... This will result in maximum circulation.

2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on the premise that one of them will become bi-sexual and the other in order to hide this will have sexual relations with anyone that looks their way (or not), this includes: driving instructors; ex-boyfriends; ex-boyfriends of best friends; ex friends of boyfriends; friends from the past; friends from the present; and strangers who are friends you haven't met yet.
Eg. "Omgosh, those guys were so caught out by the cretin detectives!"

by Jude Clipsom and Katie Halstead June 19, 2008

Delective

Derived from "deceiving elective". A term applied to courses in which an individual enrolls, believing he or she will attain a high grade, but is sadly mistaken due to the elective's difficulty.

Music 1A03, Music 2II3, Gemstones, Soil, Water, Explorers, Geographies
James: "Damn Kev, I thought I'd get a 90 in Music, but it's bum-rushing me"
Kev: "Shiet man, that class a delective"

by JemJ December 9, 2008

Dick Detectives

The breed of men who like to investigate meat and two veg.
Most famous of these being Cock Columbo.

I have to make sure there are no Dick Detectives operating before I take a squirt.

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006

Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.

John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.

by Civics March 30, 2012

Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.

"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."

by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005