dession

A depression session; or in other words, a small session or period of time in which someone is depressed

“Hey bro, can I talk to you? I’m having a dession”
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“What was wrong at school today?”
“Nothing, I was just having a dession”

by platonicallyhateyou February 28, 2018

dissionary

The sexual act of reading the dictionary while doing missionary.

We ended up doing dissionary all night!

by Don Blake October 23, 2020

stand-up decision

1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position

2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere

3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move

Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!

by sixchairs January 4, 2009

decision-making

Illicit activity/ribaldry.

WEANIS: I just ate a shitload of nutmeg.
MATT: What?
WEANIS: I said I'm part of your fabric, dream-weaver.
ADAM: Sounds like decision-making.

by Bryan Condon April 27, 2005

Bar Decision

Deciding that it is a "good idea" to go home with the bartender. Also known as "bad bar decision".

Kelly went home with the bartender last night, and we did not support this bar decision.

by GFC27 April 13, 2009

split decision

n. A plan of action, usually by a girl, about her split ends

Carry, caught up in the moment, made a split decision and cut her hair.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Executive Decisions

Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.

JLB: "Hey JLB, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."

by coba09 March 4, 2009