misty decker

Someone you run into and instantly get bashful in front of cause she's beautiful and kind and looks like a goddess a true friend in my case a true queen though she has never known or been treated like one when she gives her new king a chance cause she is forgiving, loving, loyal,and hard to get rid of she last to kick you out when you are trying but the first to call you out when you are lying. She is pure at heart and a protecter. A mother to her twin boys unconditional and forgiving remember this my misty is one of a kind run into her you will be fine with her time stops your able to breathe listen and enjoy once again her radiant light that resides in her is powerful and healing Misty I'm glad you are in my life and I thank the two who brought you to be you aka mom and dad God bless beautiful you

Misty Decker Woman-
Radiant and powerful with love and loyalty healing

by The pop to my tart August 13, 2020

Disney Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any disney owned resort or themepark restroom.

After meeting Mickey Mouse on main street, I took a quick stop in the mens room to take a vicious disney decker.

by DisneyDude(DD) March 4, 2011

upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

by valere March 13, 2008

McDonald's Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

upper decker

A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.

After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.

by porknut September 4, 2005

Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!

"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"

by Nick Mcjesusman April 9, 2005

upper decker

To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.

"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"

by chops renfer August 23, 2006