sterile dangle

A male organ that not only can't get hard, but also can't emit baby-producing ejaculate. Both sterility and erectile dysfunction are involved- a double whammy for sure.

That roided out football player may be huge, but he probably has a sterile dangle.

by TrimHits July 1, 2015

dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.

Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Chalk Dangle

1. Dribbling of semen after ejaculation into a woman's mouth.
2. Dripping mucus after snorting lines of cocaine.

When basking in the afterglow of a hard earned blowjob, Bob noticed his girlfriend had a bit of a chalk dangle.

by Thedangle November 26, 2013

piss-dangle

1. (v) to be pissed off and confused at the same time
2. (v) to take a big sh*t
3. (adj) an adjective that can be used to describe almost anything

1. dude, what happened last night? i am so piss-dangled.
2. i gotta piss-dangle
3. Jonas blacked out on the sled piss-dangled.

by Speaker 11 October 30, 2010

Dangle fest

one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game.

-You see Gary Busey go on that dangle fest!

-Yeah man! he was schooling those fools left and right!

by JaBallah January 8, 2009

Dangling Participle

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.

"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

by Bleepbloopblorpblip April 9, 2012

hang dangle

Male genitalia.

I'm heading to the club tonight to get some stinky on my hang dangle.

by gadiv January 9, 2009