A mean word for depressed realists who don't trust anyone for reasons that are admittedly quite valid if you look from their perspective for a bit.
He's not stuck-up, he's a cynic; he simply knows what the world is really like. Some people are just plain monsters, and the good ones are few and far between. And he knows that.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the cynic mug.Someone that tells you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, since if a cynic doesn't put everybody in the tunnel in the first place, there is just light with no tunnel at the end of it.
The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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Get the The cynicism mug.Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
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