Custface

A term used to describe a person whose face is so deformed that it is nasty to even look at.

Bro, check it out, that chick has a grim custface.

by Lynked November 4, 2010

custbag

Basically a lady that you're clearly not interested in. Pure, filthy cust.

Basically you know you're walking down the road, you see this chick from behind and she looks fine, but when you see her from the front, she's pure custbag

by thefitz September 10, 2014

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020

Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry

Shut the fuck up custard guts

by Custardguts October 21, 2020

Custard Boy

Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.

“You fucking Custard Boy”

by Annny Darons January 12, 2023