cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011

Cumsicle

A frozen ice cream cone primarily filled with jizz with a little sprinkle of pubics for seasoning

HA! Nick just fucking ate the cumsicle!

by Taha Abdul Nasser Hijazi December 18, 2008

cumjackum macpoulet

They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken

French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke

by Penuse May 9, 2005

cumsicle

when ur jacking off when its cold and it freezes and a girl whacks you off and then sucks on it

She liked that cumsickle

by cummin hard.... January 28, 2004

Cumpacity

The amount of cum in which one can take

She is a slut, her cumpacity level is very high

by Mrspencer November 13, 2015

cummacauzy

The person, male or female, that enjoys getting drenched in CUM, and is the cause of a group of men to start jerking off around them.

I volunteered to be the cummacauzy of the party when everyone got naked and started masturbating around me.

by Frank Palace May 18, 2017

Cumscumbshush

Something that is as crispy and or crunchy as week old cum

I ate that chip that was on my desk for over a week, it was so old it turned cumscumbshush.

by slimysmeegs January 20, 2018