Muff in Cuffs

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.

I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.

by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008

Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

by the anticool October 10, 2008

Cuffed Jeans

If you’re gay, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.

Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”

Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”

by E of the PTC July 5, 2019

muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

cuffy

Used in and around Stafford, Staffordshire to describe someone/something as uncool, geeky or if you like, nerdy. Circa 1990 and still used today in the county town of Stafford, England.

'Dude your bmx is so cuffy'

by Ben Conn November 8, 2008

Cuff the Duke

term used for male masturbation.

"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."

by charlottem April 30, 2006

cuffer

A cuffer is a volunteer firefighter that gets so excited running lights and sirens to a call that he/she sometimes fondles themselves.

Greg and James are such cuffers, each time they go on a run they have to get napkins at the Mcdonalds drive thru to clean themselves up prior to checking on scene.

by Patrick the great August 25, 2007