Cuddlefest

Get group of people together. Lay in bed. Enjoy mass cuddling. Dont pass 2nd and you're good. Bake in oven at 350 for 20 minutes.

Did you hear about that cuddlefest that the fifth floor was having?
Yeah man, they pushed the couches together and got crazy panda but it was perfectly pure and asexual. No one passed second base.

by lizt December 14, 2010

National cuddle day

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

cuddlesturbate

when one is so lonely that they resort to cuddling themselves/by themselves

Mary: Yeah, Jordan was gone last night, so I had to cuddlesturbate.
Colleen: That's so sad!

by nayshuh April 19, 2011

cuddle my wrist

verb: to gift someone a wrist watch

Girlfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: Cuddle my wrist

by Slaytoven July 6, 2018

Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009

cuddle bitch

(n) a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. This guy makes up for the lack of intimacy in that females relationship.

That poor guy is being used as a cuddle bitch, when will he see he is being used?

by DDRfReAkA March 23, 2003

Special Cuddle

To have sexual intercourse with someone. Similar in meaning to shag, fuck, root or lay.

At a bar or park or anywhere for that matter...

Me>"'ello georgeous, fancy a special cuddle"

Girl>"Fuck off nimrod. Go die in a fire"
or
Girl>"Fuck off" walks away.

Me>"Mkay. See ya later *pointy knee bitatch*"

by mrpere September 13, 2006