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Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.
We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning
Crock of Shame by CamShaft February 13, 2023

Crock Pot Pussy 

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy
Crock Pot Pussy by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

Crock Pot 

Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.
Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."

*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"
Crock Pot by zoeacadiafiyi June 24, 2024

Mexican Crock Pot 

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces
Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

Sunday Crock Potting 

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

load of crock 

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
load of crock by MillionWords January 29, 2017