A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..
Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.
Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.
Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.
Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011

by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017

by Kyle Kalman May 21, 2007

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.
Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.
by Roqua October 25, 2008

Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
by Thew May 2, 2006

person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : wat??
person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!
person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?
person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : you weirdo...
person 2 : wat??
person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!
person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?
person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : you weirdo...
by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

by Fay bowers November 7, 2007
