claping

An activity not uncommon in rural Pennsylvania, in which a pack of vicious douchebags will attack an Amish person, who being a pacifist and will not fight back.

Jimmy Carl: Let's go clape some clapes with this here hunk a' concrete!

John Bob: Whoo hoo! Claping is twice as fun as cow tipping!

by tchotchotch March 15, 2009

craying

To sit alone causing depression to radiate out from your location.

He needs to quit craying around with that Evan Williams, he's emitting enough craydons to give everyone in the house craydiation poisoning.

by BudRay January 20, 2009

Anticock Craving Serum

a solution given to dick goblins to relieve their otherwise uncontrollable cravings for penis

The Dick Goblin won't stop calling me. I think she ran out of anticock craving serum.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008

crapintosh

The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.

"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.

by PC Use'n fool September 5, 2006

Carping

Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.

piking dogging ducking

Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.

From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.

by Razzle August 21, 2004

crapin

to be mad or happy either one.

that was crapin awsome pizza, or that guy crapin lagged all over the screen.

by steve07 November 15, 2006

craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015