crapchatting

Snapchatting while taking a shit. Not pictures of the shit though, you weirdo. crapchat Snapchat Snapchatting

"Jake's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! What's taking him so long??"
"Oh, he's probably sitting on the toilet crapchatting."

by Posaunist August 1, 2016

craphazardly

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.

by Cowlesds May 12, 2016

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

CrapChat

When you're Snapchatting your friends or significant other and you send some fugly-ass pictures to each other.

That bitch and I were Crapchat each other last night and I don't think that I unsee her face.

by Notechoecity December 1, 2016

Crapeater

A person with horrible taste.

Alice: what is favorite movie, Bob?
Bob: 50 shades of grey.
Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.

by Noolevoy June 10, 2018

craphole

A big piece of crap. People always hate them. They are the biggest pieces of crap

Guy 1, “That girl is a craphole.”
Guy 2, “ So true.”

by Bob the fricken builder February 10, 2019

Crapsh

(verb) The act of having a collision, and then in the aftermath, having an involuntary bowel movement.

(noun) The act of shitting oneself at the wheel, and then upon realisation of said act, involuntarily crashing.

I was driving along at what I believed to be a steady pace, after four bottles of gin, somehow hit an invisible wall, and in the shock of the moment found my trousers to be browned... Some crapsh that was!

Well officer, earlier I was up the dale taking a right good length up my shitbox, upon my journey home, I realised, by the sudden warmth under my freshly shove scrote, that my quivering sphincter had relaxed, and released a turd burger of normally impassible size, which then caused me to make a sharp right turn when I should really have made a slight left, and I crapshed in to lesbian!

by Bald_as_hell December 26, 2019