Booze Coupon

Money for alcoholic beverages.

I lost my job, someone stole my bike, and I've got a load of homework. I could sure use some booze coupons so that I can grab a 6-pack and take the edge off.

by willowoman November 27, 2010

couponism

An act of Excessive and addictive use of coupons. It can also be an obsessive use of coupons

|Too much use of coupons is called couponism. aN OB

by Mr Mina April 15, 2015

coupon poacher

(noun) A person who wait in ambush for stores to restock a sale item to buy in bulk and then turn around sell at an insane markup somewhere else.

Employee A: " Look at that woman, shes been standning in the detergent aisle all afternoon? "Employee b: :she knows there is a truck to night and she is hoping to catch a new shipment of Arm and Hammer for a buck to turn around and sell for 3. " Employee A: "Thats a coupon poacher for you,"

by Captain Ginyu August 12, 2017

Green Coupons

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

by Lindes Adaks September 3, 2018

printable coupons

A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.

Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Coupon Nazi

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.

I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.

by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019