thatched-roof cottages

n. the form of shelter, primarily used by the peasants which are burninated by Trogdor, the burninator.

Trogdor just stomped my thatched-roof cottage!

by danni g. May 6, 2003

Cottage Grove

Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!

white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?

notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.

2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!

by diez February 20, 2009

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

moss cottage

A euphemistic term for a ladies front bottom

That's a lovely bit o thatch on your moss cottage missus

by sharkez May 23, 2008