Corned

The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum

Dude I corned yesterday and it was fucking amazing!!

by Joe is weed October 20, 2010

Couped

This is something you say when someone does something or says something “retarded.” The song lost it by rich the kid says in the first line, “the coupe is retarded”

“Bro, Liam just asked who juice wrld was.”
“Omg Liam is straight couped rn.”

by d_Rawlings December 8, 2019

Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes

"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

Copped the lock

Coppin the lock means gettin put in jail. Commonly used by australian graffiti writers, lads and other street thug types

Eshay: Oi brah wheres davo at?
Bewb: Bruz he copped the lock.
Eshay: Spewin, what he get nicked for?
Bewb: Some of that sweet as petty theft, sneaky roartes shit. Haha
Eshay: Haha mad kunt`

by nocommentbrah August 25, 2013

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014

Coped out

"Coped out"...derived from Cope2, not to be confused with copped out. "Coped out"(definition) - to turn states evidence, become a police informant, to rat / snitch on someone, to testify in court.

. (Example- 1. he got his charges dropped because he coped out on his co-accused. 2. When someone gets arrested due to an informant providing information, it's called getting "coped out".) - To be Coped on is the same as getting ratted on, or snitched on.

by BossTruth September 23, 2015

Corked

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.

Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."

by SammyBoi720 February 13, 2020