Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020

hot corn dip

When a chick eats corn for dinner then shits on your chest and you eat it with tortilla chips.

I was horny and hungry, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and have her give me some hot corn dip.

by SuburbanKings123 November 12, 2022

what in the corn?

A Loss for words to describe.A puzzled question. Usually in response to a question or situation that is absurd. A response to a very complicated yet humorous situation.

You walk into your office at work to find a co-worker looking for food/candy in your desk without you permission. You reply "what in the corn?" is going on here?

by darrel_silver76 February 15, 2010

Chicken in the corn

Say the corn can't grow, mamma

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Say the corn can't grow, mamma
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Say the corn can't grow

by Stike Macy March 21, 2019

Corn Job

The act of sexin' up a a cornhole. This could be by ramming your hot sweaty meat into the cornhole. It could also include shoving your throbbing tongue into a cornhole (see rimjob).

Prisoner #1: The guards aren't paying any attention around the yard today.
Prisoner #2: Let's sneak around the corner and I'll give you a Corn Job.

Hooker: For $20 I'll give you a sloppy blow job.
Patron: $20 is too much for a blow job, but I'd be willing to pay that price for a Corn Job.

by Pelihu February 21, 2009

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Corn Tooth

Someone with a busted ass yellow-colored grill resembling that of corn on the cob.

Patrick "Did you see how yellow Alicia's teeth were?"

D'Shae "Yeah, that's one corn tooth hoe."

by D'Shae November 2, 2007