Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....
by Blackmaverick August 27, 2016
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"did you see paul yesterday? he ordered a hamburger and ate it so cooperously that he finished the whole thing in 2 seconds flat"
by G. leaves January 16, 2010
Get the Cooperously mug.Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"
by bestservedcold August 6, 2012
Get the cooperitis mug.Individualistic, endearingly awkward, charming and loyal friend who will challenge you to be just as freethinking and cool as her. Is low key really into art, and will always be there for her close friends.
by shybutfly September 28, 2019
Get the Cooper mug.Cooper is one of the greatest people you will ever meet, they r usually rlly tall. He is a animal lover who loves all of his friends. Coopers are loving, loyal, amazing and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you ever find a cooper. DONT LOSE THEM!
“Who’s your best friend”
COOPER
COOPER
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