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sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...
If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
by MechaTC October 30, 2005
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Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.
Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 6, 2011
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credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010
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emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)
by deb101deb June 24, 2009
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constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.
Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.
by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017
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Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.
Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!
by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010
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brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to
Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation
by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011
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